Friday, November 12, 2010

Gosselin Kids Expelled

0 comments
It’s shocking, right? That the Gosselin’s kids aren’t well adjusted, high-functioning members of society when their mom has become basically a tabloid angel to every slighted woman who blames her significant other for their problems and not themselves?

Kate Gosselin is mostly known for popping eight screaming babies out of her birth canal – and emasculating her partner at every opportunity on a show on basic cable. Traits that could belong to anyone in a television sitcom, but no, she’s a real person. She raised her kids in front of the cameras, cashed huge paychecks, and expected the wave to never end. But that wave – remove your glasses dramatically now – has crashed onshore in ways she couldn’t possibly expect. Namely that other kids are constantly making fun of them – to the point that they’re having behavioral issues.

This is probably Kate Gosselin’s fault. It’s probably a douchey thing to blame her for her children’s psychological issues – as their parental drama is played out over a grand scale – but we at Manolith are generally douches. Also, she’s a terrible person. Who is one of the most annoying celebrities in recently memory.

Get those kiddies help. The only thing they’re going to learn home-schooled is how crazy their mom is.
Share/Bookmark

0 comments:

Post a Comment